Goodbye blog virginity

Here goes the first blog; it will probably lack a point but like life, whats the f****ng point.
Started the year off pretty well; I always have a plan at the start of the year.

1. Get a mouthwatering body - 7 months later, 300 protein shakes, 10,000 crunches, quick check in the mirror...nope, still not looking like the cast of the O.C. Oh well screw it, a 6 pack must be either an illusion or a hobby for really single men who sweat collectively in a gym, shower naked with each other and think that a 10,000km run constitutes a great weekend...GAY!!!

2. Tell people i'm gay (or as cliche calls it, 'coming out') - started with friends who were not so surprised; damn thought my years of hiding and acting were working! Told family who also already knew...ok so i'm starting to think that all this worry and panic was for nothing.

3. Move out of parents home - Found one on Easter Road and decided to share with a friend; warning to those in a similar situation, living with friends is not easy - you disagree, you argue and usually destroy what used to be a great relationship. Plus you learn that bills come every month, cooking a healthy meal takes too long and that the ironing/washing fairy does not visit Easter Road.

4. Get a better job -  currently work as a bank teller, have no idea what I want to do in the future but know it doesn't involve counting money which you can't spend, sell products that no one wants and take abuse from people who complain about things to which I have no control over.

5. Find love - over 20 dates in 4 months, a few one night stands and de-crabbing later only to discover love is a code word for ''I want a blowjob''. Best just aim for finding someone who doesn't entirely annoy you, carry infestation and does not weigh that much they have there own gravitational field.

6. Get new image - couldn't be bothered looking for new styles, replacing whole wardrobe or even stepping foot in a clothes shop. Resulted in my new image being born by accident; it's called nutahateshoppin, everyone has adapted it with there sweatpants, joggys with Ugg boots and stupid messy out of bed hair.

Well i will probably update this randomly, any requests on what to blog would be most welcome.