Watching Geordie shore has inspired me to write about the complete mess women (and men) have put themselves into.
What drives someone to staining there skin the colour of a tangerine?
What drives someone to augment their boobs to the size of my belly?
What drives men to spend all their time and money buffing up the temporary 6 pack and tweezing their eyebrows?
Time for a revamp in mankind I think. Lets get back to the dressing where you are at least partially covered up (nobody wants to see your labia hanging out of your skimpy undies hen, nobody wants to see your trousers hanging at your arse lads...invest in a belt.
I think that most of this tanorexic, 6 packing, uber sexy culture is encouraged by celebrities. Suddenly women are ''burds'' and men are ''moneybags''. Not that these roles can't be reversed.
GET A GRIP, GET SOME UNDERWEAR AND LADS...GET SOME BALLS. Enough playing about with your sisters fake bake, tweezers and 3 step dove skin treatment set!
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